milesluno:

[PUNCHES A HOLE IN A BRICK WALL] ROOSTER TEETH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME

awwww-cute:

Opened my curtains to this, needless to say, we were both shocked

awwww-cute:

Opened my curtains to this, needless to say, we were both shocked

bootsnblossoms:

sweetieyouwatchusrun:

cunt-convention:

odysseydawn:

Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)

looks like something out of Coraline :o

I have a story. We used to have a bunch of these outside our house. They really do open up like this as soon as it gets dark and they release this wonderful smell. My family used to go outside every day and watch them open. But what they don’t tell you is that bugs love them. When it gets hot out they’ll crawl inside them to keep cool. So one day little me, I was probably like 13, put my nose right down by it so I could smell it as it was opening… and a huge ass jumping spider launched itself at my face. Don’t trust the moon flowers. They’re full of horror.

That’s true in more ways than one. Moonflowers are actually datura - angel’s trumpets. They’re very toxic, and have been use for hundreds of years as a poison and hallucinogen. 

"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."
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clrama:

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"im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions"
me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke) ←
tastefullyoffensive:

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