drinkmasturbatecry:

nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.





guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

BESLEEVE YOURSELF, STRUMPET

drinkmasturbatecry:

nosocialsavy:

oldrowley:

barackfuckingobama:

thecoffeemuggle:

cyruspotnoodle:

sexthursexdragon:

queenofshellednuts:

forever reblog. dat elbow

The second panel. What a fucking SLUT. Respect yourselves, women!11!!! How else can you expect a guy to ever respect you?

her shoulders. they’re… bare.

She’s obviously a brazen whore, revealing her forearms like that.

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guys please can we tag this stuff as not safe for court

HARLOT

BESLEEVE YOURSELF, STRUMPET

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

arnazingphil:

hello my baby

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hello my honey

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hello my ragtime gal

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fefairi:


but, i admit, my lover was already gone. i just warmed up the seat
for somebody new

quick speedpaint to celebrate the new studio killers album and to indulge in the fact that their song,when we were lovers, totally reminds me of damara

fefairi:

but, i admit, my lover was already gone. 
i just warmed up the seat

for somebody new

quick speedpaint to celebrate the new studio killers album and to indulge in the fact that their song,when we were lovers, totally reminds me of damara

Do you swallow?
Anonymous

jerkidiot:

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

hipananus:

Marine Life - Sea Creatures

An Octopus, a Giant Squid, a Jellyfish, a cute baby Octopus and a Lophiiforme (Anglerfish).

ladyofoverwood:

elizabitchtaylor:

  • do not comment on what I’m eating
  • do not comment on how much i’m eating
  • do not comment on how little i’m eating
  • do not comment on how healthy it is
  • do not comment on how unhealthy it is
  • do 
  • not
  • comment
  • on
  • what
  • i’m
  • eating

hitlersasshole:

racisrn:

Dad: Stop watching anime and go outside!

Me: この鍬でソウルジャボーイアップ

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep